PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then